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  • If I was a mythical creature, I’d be a Sighclops.
  • Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.
  • If it was really a smart phone, it would have recognize that it was an ignored call, not missed.
  • Don’t worry. There is still hope for the summer: the rain should get warmer soon.
  • You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.
  • You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!