123 funny wrong quotes - Wordgag

Drake makes music for people that sigh until you ask them what’s wrong.

Jun 2, 2026Jun 2, 2026

At the strip club, sighing loudly until the stripper asks what’s wrong.

Jun 2, 2026Jun 2, 2026

In my years of experience, people who disagree with me are usually wrong.

May 30, 2026

This is the wrong generation for people with an old soul.

May 30, 2026

“I’m a very sleepy person, just at all the wrong times.”

May 30, 2026

What’s wrong, babe? You hardly touched your own advice you give to others.

May 30, 2026

No, I’m not depressed. I’m sure there’s just something wrong with the planets or stars or something.

May 30, 2026

Nothing worse than realising you vented to the wrong person.

May 30, 2026

Socialism isn’t wrong because it has compassion. It’s wrong because it doesn’t work.

May 30, 2026

From a very young age, I knew that everyone was wrong and I was right.

May 29, 2026

Maybe I’m wrong, but I still don’t think our parents realized how far we rode our bikes in the 80s and 90s.

May 29, 2026

time heals all wounds.” Wrong! Time is chasing me with a knife.

May 29, 2026

Good morning. Does anyone know what is right and what is wrong?

May 29, 2026

Unmarried in your 30s should honestly be rebranded as – ‘Congrats, you didn’t pick the wrong person out of panic’.

May 29, 2026

Showing your emotions to the wrong people is like bleeding next to a shark.

May 29, 2026

I just love the lack of privacy in the pharmacy line. Just standing there shouting out my name, date of birth, and exactly what is wrong with me for the world to hear.

May 29, 2026

Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve barely tweeted your manic thoughts today.

May 29, 2026

“I’m at the age where, if I use the wrong pillow at night, it hurts to turn my head the next day.”

May 29, 2026

McDonald’s needs a 3rd window so you can trade in all the wrong stuff they gave you.

May 28, 2026

I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.

May 28, 2026

You can’t hurt my feelings, I used to bring my dad the wrong tools.

May 28, 2026

I hate being in that mood where nothing’s really wrong but nothing feels right either.

May 28, 2026

“I’m not afraid to admit when I’m wrong. For example, I thought it was a good idea to leave the house today, which, as it turns out, was a terrible mistake.”

May 28, 2026

Legend says that when you’re overwhelmed and on the edge of a nervous breakdown, a small child will appear and tell you that you made their sandwich wrong.

May 28, 2026

Sunday without HBO feels like a meal without carbs — empty and deeply wrong.

May 28, 2026

Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.

May 27, 2026

I’m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?

May 27, 2026

It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

May 27, 2026

When I bark at a dog, I always worry that I might have inadvertently said something wrong.

May 27, 2026

“Love is in the air.” Wrong. Microplastics.

May 27, 2026

If anything goes wrong today, just dramatically whisper, “The prophecy has been fulfilled,” and walk away.

May 27, 2026

Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.

May 27, 2026

Why can’t men admit when they doze off? What’s wrong with them?

May 27, 2026

Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.

May 27, 2026

If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?

May 27, 2026

You know IT have given up when the error message reads, ‘Something went wrong’.

May 26, 2026

Terrible economy to ask a girl what’s wrong.

May 26, 2026

I think something is so beautifully wrong with you.

May 26, 2026

If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?

May 26, 2026

At the strip club sighing until one of the dancers asks me what’s wrong.

May 26, 2026