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Oh, America, you always find a way to blow out the birthday candles, even in a hospital bed 🎂🇺🇸🤕
124 Funny wrong quotes
Drake makes music for people that sigh until you ask them what’s wrong.
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When you hit play on a Drake song, make sure to have a therapist on speed dial 😅🎧
At the strip club, sighing loudly until the stripper asks what’s wrong.
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When you go for dancing and end up getting free therapy instead 💃🕺😂
In my years of experience, people who disagree with me are usually wrong.
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Isn't it weird how my opinions age like fine wine, while disagreements turn into sour grapes? 🍷😆
This is the wrong generation for people with an old soul.
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Feeling like a vintage vinyl in a Spotify playlist world! 🎶📼😅
“I’m a very sleepy person, just at all the wrong times.”
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When your spirit animal is a nap-loving sloth but your schedule says "early bird" 🦥⏰🥴
What’s wrong, babe? You hardly touched your own advice you give to others.
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Looks like someone needs a taste test before serving up that advice buffet! 🍴🙃
No, I’m not depressed. I’m sure there’s just something wrong with the planets or stars or something.
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Sounds like Mercury is practicing its breakdancing moves again! 🪐💃😅
Nothing worse than realising you vented to the wrong person.
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Relatable! Vented to my cat once, now he's plotting world domination. 😹🤦♂️ #Oops
Socialism isn’t wrong because it has compassion. It’s wrong because it doesn’t work.
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I love the idea of everyone sharing money, but even my printer refuses to distribute ink evenly! 😂🖨️💸