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  • I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.
  • I know that we aren’t supposed to self diagnose but I’ve googled all of my symptoms and I’m fairly sure I’m a raccoon.
  • They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.
  • Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.
  • On the upside, my kids are helping with the dishes. On the downside, my kids are helping with the dishes.
  • Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?