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  • They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.
  • Adulting is realizing Monday is a better “off day” than Friday.
  • Everyone’s gangsta until they spot a double rainbow in the sky.
  • If you live in the same hemisphere as me, you’ve probably already heard me sneeze.
  • My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”
  • Always be kind. You never know who might own a hot tub.