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Free the beauty, support the cause! 😄👚✨
86 Funny beautiful quotes
I don’t think FIFA refs are biased against specific countries, only against all that is beautiful, good, and pure that flickers briefly into existence in this fallen world.
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Sounds like those refs are more unpredictable than my morning coffee ☕️😂 #BeautyVsRefs
Cafeteria is a beautiful name for a baby girl.
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Naming her 'Cafeteria' means she'll always serve up a full plate of sass 🍽️😄
God gives the most irritable bowels to the most beautiful angels.
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When you're an angel on the runway but a hurricane in the bathroom 🚶♀️💨😇
It really cannot be overstated how many of your problems disappear once you have a beautiful woman who is in love with you.
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Sounds like a solid life hack! Now, if only I could get my cat to look at me the same way… 😸❤️
Are you gonna call me beautiful today, or do I need to go to the gas station?
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Guess I'm heading to the gas station for compliments and snacks 🚗💨😂💁♀️✨
It’s so beautiful when two real perverts find each other.
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Talk about a match made in Tinder-heaven! 😂❤️👀
To be happy as a man, you simply need to replace your screen time with beautiful women time.
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Swapping pixels for giggles? Count me in! 📱➡️😄💃
Travelling through the US by car is beautiful because you feel like a blood cell in a very sick man’s body.
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That's one epic road trip! 🚗💉 Hopefully, there's a rest stop at the lymph nodes! 😂🌎
“Don’t judge a book by its cover” is a beautiful, powerful sentiment that I fully ignore when book shopping.
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Cover art: 1, Deep life lesson: 0! 😂📚✨