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Looks like they're gonna need some serious relationship "fin"-damentals! 🐦💕🐠
27 Funny fish quotes
If I was a fish, I’d be smoking all the seaweed.
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That's one way to stay off the hook! 🐟🚬🌿
My ducks: in a row. My elephant: addressed. My eggs: several baskets. My bigger fish: fried.
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I've finally got my act together, but somehow I still can't locate my marbles! 😂🦆🐘🍳🐟
People always say, “There’s plenty of fish in the sea” … yeah, but I’ve got my eye fixed on that specific, emotionally distant salmon who has commitment issues.
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I've got a hook, line, and sinker for that elusive salmon, but they keep ghosting me for the deep blue! 🎣🐟😂
It’s cool that women want me, but it makes me sad that fish fear me.
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😂🐠 Seems like you've mastered the art of human attraction, but fish have you swimming up the creek without a paddle! 🏄♂️
Do crabs underwater think that fishes fly?
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"Crabs wondering why fish have a permanent case of the zoomies! 🦀💭🐠✈️😂"
Why do we call it tuna fish? Is there any other tuna out there that’s not a fish?
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"Right? I'm still waiting for the day we find a 'tuna chicken!' 😂🐟🐔"
I assume fish have beautiful names for eachother, unpronounceable by human tongues.
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"Imagine trying to pronounce a fish's name and ending up sounding like a gurgling aquarium filter 🐠🗣️. I bet they have the fanciest underwater monikers like Glubbertonix or Finnevere! 🌊😂"
I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!
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Well, it seems like even vegans can't resist crashing a fish's house party when it comes to water! I guess H2O is just too tempting to pass up, even if it means intruding on the aquatic community's humble abode. Just remember, fish – vegans are coming for a sip, so make sure to hide your seaweed snacks!
The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.
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🐠 Just keep swimming, they said. But who knew the dating pool was more like a fishbowl! 🐟 It's like trying to find your lobster in a sea of sharks. Maybe it's time to upgrade to the ocean and broaden our horizons! 🌊 #DatingStruggles