23 funny names quotes - Wordgag

I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

May 23, 2026

Ever notice how many towns are named after their water tower?

May 23, 2026

Why do guys named Timothy go by Tim when they could go by Moth?

May 23, 2026

Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

May 22, 2026

Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

May 22, 2026

There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

May 22, 2026

Noam Chomsky sounds like the legal name of the very hungry caterpillar.

May 21, 2026

Hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names.

May 21, 2026

When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name.

May 21, 2026

At the doctor’s office, booing all the names being called that aren’t mine.

May 19, 2026

Asian parents give you unmoanable names so you can focus on your studies.

May 18, 2026

Tons of names in my phones are “Kenny Landlord,” “Mike Electric,” or “Pete Do Not Answer,” and I just realized this is how Anglo surnames have always worked.

Mar 31, 2026

Stop giving kids Bible names but no Bible lessons. Moses tried to rob me last night.

Mar 31, 2026

Many fruits can be great names… but the real challenge is naming a child after a vegetable….

Mar 31, 2026

Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.

Mar 31, 2026

Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

Mar 31, 2026

People will name their dog Steve and have two kids named Buddy and Rocket.

Mar 30, 2026

I assume fish have beautiful names for eachother, unpronounceable by human tongues.

Mar 29, 2026

Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

Mar 29, 2026

Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

Mar 29, 2026

Savannah is one of the only girl’s names that’s also a significant “biome”.

Mar 28, 2026

I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.

Mar 28, 2026

I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.

Mar 28, 2026