I wasn’t made to hustle and bustle. I was made to dilly and dally. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Life goal: achieve pro status in dilly-dallying while mastering the art of the nap. πποΈπ€ Related Funny Quotes π€ Some people exercise every day. Right now, I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor. It’s too late. I sat down on the couch after work. Go on without me. I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch. Sometimes I feel like Iβm cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness. I hate how l am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I can’t do anything all day” type of person.