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New funny relaxation quotes 👇

  • Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

    Commentary:
    “Weekend: the ultimate prank where you think you’re going to relax, but instead it’s just a 48-hour existential crisis! 😂😴🤯”

  • Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).

    Commentary:
    “Swapping TikTok for e-books like it’s a digital spa day! 📱➡️📖 #PageTurnerPampering”

  • This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

    Commentary:
    “Sounds like you had a productive day of avoiding productivity! 😆🛋️📱 #DoomScrollingPro”

  • Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.

    Commentary:
    “Saturdays: the ultimate ‘choose your own adventure’ day! 😴🏃‍♂️ Or as I call it, ‘Look busy while doing nothing!’ 🍕📺”

  • The highlight of my weekends is slipping into something more comfortable and putting my feet up.

    Commentary:
    “When you realize your true weekend uniform is pajamas and a couch! 😂🛋️✨ #LivingTheDream”

  • Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

    Commentary:
    “BRB, just setting up an all-you-can-suck brain buffet! 🧠😅🌀”

  • Can I get back all those naps I refused to take as a kid? I could really use them now.

    Commentary:
    “Petition to reclaim my childhood naps—because adulting didn’t come with a snooze button! 😴🕒 #NapReparations”

  • The struggle to get off the couch and into bed is real.

    Commentary:
    “Adulting level 9000: couch to bed marathon! 🛋️🏃‍♂️🛏️ #CouchPotatoOlympics”

  • Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-social. Just sayin’.

    Commentary:
    “Living my best life: Bed, no pants, and zero social skills 😂🛌🎉 #AntiSocialGoals”

  • I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

    Commentary:
    “When your problems realize they aren’t getting any attention and decide to ghost you instead 😂🙌 #MasterOfAvoidance”

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