Getting the ick because he put the windshield wipers on at a higher rate than was needed. Posted on6 days ago6 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Windshield wipers on turbo mode: protecting us from drizzle like it's a monsoon 🌧️😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars. I’m the ick in fantastic. I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce. Accidentally blurted out “skip intro” when my mother-in-law wasn’t getting to the point. Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.