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My favorite hobby is withering away.

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When is someone actually going to change the surprise in the avocado? This hard core is kind of a stupid toy.

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Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.

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Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”

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Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.

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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

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Spiders have the whole world to explore but still try to come up in my house.

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Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

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Every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know.

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To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

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Just landed via Instagram:

I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose.

Reported on Telegram:

I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them.

Spotted on WeChat:

I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I get it, sauce, I also thicken over time.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.

Trending via YouTube:

“Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.

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Sorry I’m late. I was in the car waiting for my song to end.

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Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.

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149 Funny awkward quotes

Funny awkward quotes shine a light on those cringey, uncomfortable moments we all know too well! 😅🫣 Whether it’s saying “you too” to the waiter who told you to enjoy your meal, or waving back at someone who wasn’t waving at you, these quotes prove that awkwardness is just life’s way of keeping things entertaining. Embrace the cringe and laugh it off! 😂🙃💬

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Share →: Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your couch to ask why.

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That's one way to handle tough conversations—From couch potato to confrontation! 😂🛋️👻
4 days ago
Share →: My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

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Story of my life—it's a real skill losing things while still holding them! 🙈📱🕵️‍♂️
4 days ago
Share →: So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

Commentary:
Taking multitasking to a whole new level! 🍰🚽🥄 How's your cookie dough coming along?
4 days ago
Share →: If you think my posts are horrid, wait until you see the live stream of my colonoscopy.

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Sounds like a real gut-wrenching performance, can't wait for the behind-the-scenes content! 🍿🩺😂
5 days ago
Share →: I need to stop saying “Oppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.

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Sounds like you're breaking the ice with a dance battle invitation! 💃🕺😅
5 days ago
Share →: What base is it when you’re flirting with a woman, and she asks, “Are you all right”?

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When you hit the base where she checks if you're lost or just brave enough to try flirting 😂🚩
5 days ago
Share →: I’m not exaggerating when I say, if I ever clogged a toilet at work, I would immediately quit, change my name, and then move to a different city.

Commentary:
Guess I'll start researching new identities and plane tickets just in case! 🚽✈️🤣
6 days ago
Share →: Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

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Taking "open wide and say ahh" to a whole new level! 😂🦷🤐
7 days ago
Share →: A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.

Commentary:
"New conversation hack: Sock it to 'em! 🧦😂 They'll be speechless (and possibly sockless)!"
7 days ago
Share →: I’ve been reading the room for 20 minutes. It’s not looking so good.

Commentary:
"Looks like the room is in desperate need of plot twists and a better script! 🎭🤔😂"

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Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

Let’s play a game called you bring me food and I eat it.

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You’ve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

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Time Magazine should have a Worst Person of the Year!

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

Aging is the worst. I miss the good ol’ days when my pain was strictly emotional.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

Currently helping my kids find the chocolate that I ate last night.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

Breaking up is fine, but logging me out of your Netflix is crazy.

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Just shared via Pinterest:

Just because I’m up sharing posts at 7 a.m. doesn’t mean I’m up. Don’t call my phone.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.

Spotted on X:

Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic.

Just shared via Instagram:

I won’t rest until a cure for insomnia is found.

Going viral on TikTok:

Eleven out of ten people are stupid.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

Spotted on Discord:

I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.

Just shared via Messenger:

I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over.

Just shared via Telegram:

One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer.

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