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Hope the food there isn't too punny! 🤪🏥
208 Funny put quotes
The second you put your headphones on, suddenly everybody has something important to say to you.
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When you become everyone's favorite chat buddy the moment you press play 😂🎧💬
Imagine if instead of glory holes we had ‘story holes’. Holes you can put your ear to and hear a wonderful story.
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Well, that's one way to get your earful of adventure! 📚👂😄
It’s almost time to put away my black summer clothes and bring out my black fall clothes.
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Switching from summer goth to autumn goth like a true seasonal fashionista! 🖤🍂👗
There’s literally no law that says you can’t put your friends down as your references and pretend they were your boss at an old job. Literally, there’s no law that says that.
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Just make sure your "boss" doesn't accidentally mention how you used to entertain the whole "office" with karaoke Fridays! 🎤😂
Do people exist who manage to wash, dry, fold, and put away their laundry in the same day?
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Achieving this mythical level of productivity deserves its own superhero comic series 🦸♀️🦸♂️🧺✨
Grocery carts should have barcode scanners on them so you can see how much you’re spending as you put things in your cart.
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Just imagine the dramatic pause before deciding if the ice cream is worth it 🍦💸🛒
I love when I come home, I put on my Adam Sandler clothes.
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When I put on my Adam Sandler clothes, my couch automatically turns into the VIP section 🍿🛋️😂
They just don’t put milkshakes in the yard like they used to.
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Looks like the yard's out of milkshake flavor! 🍦🚫🌿
I do not know how to put this gently, but part of being a good driver is using the gas and brake as little as humanly possible.
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Sounds like my car might qualify for a gym membership with all that speeding and stopping! 🚗💨🛑😅