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Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

If you need me, I’ll be in the shower pretending I can sing.

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I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back.

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People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

My brain doesn’t sea typos until I’ve already hit send.

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That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

I’m one of those lucky people that can eat whatever they want and not put on any clothes.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

Be bold, be italic, but never regular.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

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I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.

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The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

My company promotes diversity. We’d never hire twins.

Just shared via Telegram:

Starting your most incoherent sentence with “put simply” to deflect blame onto the reader.

Just landed via Slack:

Telling your child their sibling is still asleep a very effective way to get them to practice their instrument.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

When you have intense chemistry with someone, everyone else feels so bleh.

Broadcasted on X:

They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

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Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

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Funny pet peeve quotes are the perfect way to laugh at life’s little annoyances 🐾🤣 From quirky habits to everyday quirks that drive us nuts, these witty sayings turn irritation into humor 😜✨ Get ready to smile, relate, and maybe even share a chuckle or two with your fellow pet peeve partners-in-crime! 🐶🐱💬

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6 days ago
Share →: Flies are literally obsessed with flying into a room, then pretending they can’t get out. Grow up.

Commentary:
When flies act like they're auditioning for a soap opera, buzzing in with drama and leaving with a flair for the overdramatic 😂🪰🚪
1 week ago
Share →: I can do a lot of things, but listening to someone chew is not one of them.

Commentary:
Trying to stay calm while someone chews next to me is my new extreme sport 🤣🤯🍽️
4 months ago
Share →: The audacity of someone being in the store aisle I want to go down.

Commentary:
"Ah, the nerve of someone daring to block your path in the sacred store aisle! 🤨 Don't they know it's your runway to retail bliss? 🛒💁‍♂️ Move aside, mere mortal, the bargain hunter is on a mission! 😆 #ShoppingStruggles"
5 months ago
Share →: I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them.

Commentary:
"Who knew that the sound of someone chewing could be the ultimate kryptonite? 🦸‍♂️🍽️ It's like a symphony of crunches and smacks… but instead of music, it's just irritation in stereo! 🎵🙉 #PetPeeves #ChewOnThat"
6 months ago
Share →: A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.

Commentary:
🔦💡 When someone flips the light on without asking, it's like a surprise party you didn't want to attend! A thousand curses to the light-switch bandits out there – may they forever stumble in the dark when searching for their missing socks! 😂🔆
6 months ago
Share →: A big F*** YOU to people driving small cars and pulling deep into parking spaces so I think I have a spot until the last second.

Commentary:
"Looks like some drivers have mastered the art of 'parking camouflage'! 🚗🦎 Don't worry, we see through your tiny car tricks! 😂 #ParkingWars"
6 months ago
Share →: I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.

Commentary:
"Who knew the seemingly innocent sound of smacking could be so unsettling? 🙉 Just remember, if someone's smacking bothers you, just imagine they're applauding your presence in a noisy way! 👏😄"

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Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

“Doing the dishes” is completely pointless and only wastes water. You’re just going to put food on them again in a few hours.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

I had 99 problems but getting divorced solved 98 of them.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

I don’t procrastinate, I delegate to my future self.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

Me to alien: I, too, try to live among people undetected.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

Whatever doesn’t kill you is probably still trying.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Threads:

I’m so lazy that I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries.

Trending via Threads:

There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado.

Spotted on Slack:

Money enters like Beyoncé and exits like Britney.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys.

Making waves on WeChat:

I like to just appear out of nowhere and say, “this looks like a job for a binder clip.”

Live now on Twitch:

In Russia, the cold complains about you.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I hope whoever came up with the spelling for Wednesday was punished for their actions.

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