I only accept apologies in cash. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI only accept apologies in cash. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers. Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand. I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash. Bitcoin is just Kohl’s Cash for boys. When I say “I’m open to feedback” I mean “I accept compliments.”