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It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

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My so-called “friends” have asked that I stop referring to them that way.

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Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?

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The worst part of my grandfather’s dementia was slowly watching him forget about Dre.

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“Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it.

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Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself!

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I had a dream about you. You were stupid there, too.

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Nothing like waking up on a Friday and finding out it’s Tuesday.

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I switched from coffee to orange juice and told my doctor I felt better. He said it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I think it’s the vodka.

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German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

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I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.

Making waves on Discord:

Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

Trending via Threads:

I miss getting my misinformation from less places.

Trending via WeChat:

I don’t know if I’m still tired or already tired.

Reported on LinkedIn:

I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.

Live now on Reddit:

Before they perfected the Q-tip, you have to wonder what kinds of horrific things went wrong with tips A-P.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before.

Going viral on Threads:

Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.

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Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

TV lead me to believe grave digging would be a lot easier.

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Mike is short for Micycle.

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My Native American name would be Smokes Cigarettes.

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If you don’t believe aliens walk amongst us, who else could write such unnatural dialogue in pharmaceutical commercials?

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I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

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Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.

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I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

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What many call beauty can just be wiped off 90% of the time.

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Babies are undefeated at debate. Their gibberish is too passionate.

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Just landed via Twitch:

Bag of flesh that acts weird when another bag of flesh doesn’t send symbols on glowing screen.

Reported on YouTube:

Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.

Reported on Twitch:

Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

Freshly posted on Discord:

Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.

Trending via Messenger:

I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I really don’t get enough praise for someone who doesn’t need validation from others.

Going viral on Twitch:

Hey, we’re calling off the search party. We found a different guy out there we like more.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I’m the kind of introvert who dodges phone calls but sends paragraphs in texts.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I’m naturally funny because my life is a joke.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.

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