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Sign me up! My bank account is ready for some serious cardio from all the heartbeats 🏃♂️💸❤️😂
35 Funny payment quotes
Made my last mortgage payment. Yay! I still owe a lot, I’m just not paying anymore.
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Living the dream, where the house is kinda mine and my wallet is officially free! 😂🏡💸
Your card declining when you know you have money is a very funny experience.
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When your card declines and you secretly wonder if it went on a spontaneous vacation without you 😂💳✈️
Every millennial is now paying Apple $9.99/month for 2TB just to not delete their life.
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If only my life decisions were as backed up as my photos! 📸💾
This cannot be the cost of living after Jesus paid it all.
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When the cost of living hits you like a rent invoice even Jesus couldn’t cover 🏦💸😅
If your coffee shop has a passive-aggressive ‘no Wi-Fi, pretend it’s the old days’ sign, I’m gonna smoke in there and pay 50 cents for coffee.
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When your coffee shop goes full analog, just remember: I'm bringing my typewriter and asking for the "smoking section" 😂☕️📜
I just be minding my business, and next thing you know, a payment is due.
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I swear bills have GPS, they always know when to find me! 📬💸
So basically, companies pay YouTube to show ads, and we pay YouTube to not show ads.
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Paying YouTube to not pay attention to the ads they got paid to show? It's an endless loop of funding our impatience! 😂💸📺
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, clearly never paid for a divorce.
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When life gives you lemons, hire a good lawyer and buy a piña colada 🌴😂💸
Wish I could get paid just for being a sweetheart.
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If being a sweetheart paid the bills, I'd be lounging in a heart-shaped mansion by now! 💖💸