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Looks like the secret ingredient to a happy life is a sprinkle of weirdness with friends! 😂🤪👯♂️
21 Funny worth quotes
What’s my net worth? Buddy, I don’t own a net.
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Looks like we're fishing for compliments, not cash! 🎣💸
Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute).
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When you're a master chef in your own kitchen and somehow broke at the same time 🥑💸👩🍳.
I just wanna buy $16 worth of a meme coin and sell it for $2.6M two weeks later.
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Dream big or go home, right? 💸🚀🤣
The whole “read before you go to bed to get sleepy” thing does not apply to me because I will be up till 5 a.m. if the book is worth it.
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Looks like my sleep schedule is booked solid! 📚😴😂
Tequila won’t fix your life, but it’s worth a shot.
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Taking life one shot of wisdom at a time! 🍹😄
Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”
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"Dream big or go home… oh wait, I can't afford that either! 😅🏠💸 #KitchenCriticWithEmptyPockets"
Pomegranates are worth the mess.
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"Agreed! Nothing says 'I fought a fruit and the fruit won' quite like a pomegranate! 🍴😂🍇"
Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.
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"Who knew that the real horror of hitchhiking is not the potential danger, but the dreaded small talk! 😂 Just stick to blasting your favorite tunes instead! 🚗🎶 #NoSmallTalkZone"
I only accept apologies in cash.
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"If you're going to say sorry, make sure it's accompanied by some dough – because 'I'm sorry' just doesn't quite cut it when you're talking to my bank account!"