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  • Marriage is for life. But when that was first said, life was shorter.
  • Never vacuuming so I don’t disrupt my carpet’s natural micro biome.
  • Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?
  • Starting the second half of your sandwich is like “hell yeah, baby, let’s run it back!”
  • Having a crush on someone is just having a lack of information on someone.
  • I know some people don’t like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste.