14 funny signal quotes - Wordgag

The official signal to go to sleep isn’t yawning. It’s dropping your phone directly onto your own face.

May 29, 2026

Male barista called me “my love” yesterday and didn’t say it today… getting mixed signals and feeling really upset.

May 29, 2026

Mixed signals mean they don’t like you like that. It’s that simple.

May 28, 2026

I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

May 27, 2026

Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

May 26, 2026

I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.

May 24, 2026

Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

May 24, 2026

One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

May 21, 2026

I tried to scream into the abyss today but got a busy signal.

May 21, 2026

Blink if you want me!

May 20, 2026

Unlike the brain, the stomach alerts you when it’s empty.

May 20, 2026

What’s wrong, babe? You’ve hardly touched my mixed signals.

May 20, 2026

I see from the back of your car that you have found Jesus, but not your turn signal.

May 19, 2026

For your own sanity, always take mixed signals as a no.

May 19, 2026