Calling me ugly isn’t even an insult, because I know already. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCalling me ugly isn’t even an insult, because I know already. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning. Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor. I dunno how to flirt but I can insult you so nicely. Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone? Note to self: Very important! First hang up, then insult.