I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being hungry.

Commentary:
"Trying to diet but failing miserably? Blame it on that pesky condition called being HUNGRY ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŸ๐Ÿฆ. No shame in prioritizing your stomach's needs over salad, right? ๐Ÿ˜‰"