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The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.

Commentary:
"Who needs to worry about monsters under the bed when you've evicted them by making the mattress their new landlord? 😂👻 No security deposit required!"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bed, childhood, fears, floor, humor, imagination, mattress, monster, monsters, possibility on May 22, 2026 by slickboy.

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