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The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.

The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.

Commentary:
"Who needs to worry about monsters under the bed when you've evicted them by making the mattress their new landlord? 😂👻 No security deposit required!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bed, childhood, fears, floor, humor, imagination, mattress, monster, monsters, possibility on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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