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If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.

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I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

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Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

Hey (threateningly), can I join your years-old, tight-knit, close friend group?

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I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did’.

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Turns out that ending meetings with “have the day you deserve” has made me some enemies at work.

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The cost of living has gotten so high, I’m thinking about having a nap for dinner.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

His hands wouldn’t stop talking to me, your honor.

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Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was pretending I didn’t see it and ended up actually forgetting.

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There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.