Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?

Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?

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“Who needs insults when you can sprinkle a little sweetness on top of pure sarcasm? 🍬😏 It’s like giving a backhanded compliment wrapped in a warm hug. 😜😇 Let’s keep ’em guessing with our perfectly blended sincerity and sarcasm – the ultimate playful combo! 🤭💁‍♂️”

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