I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband. Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs feng shui when you have a husband to keep on his toes? 💁♀️🪑 #MarriagePrankster" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 People in my real life annoy me, so I come online to annoy you. Some people change their faces like traffic lights change their lights. The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree. You can’t change your past but you can change your pasta. Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.
