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  • If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.
  • Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.
  • It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.
  • Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”.
  • An introvert walked into a bar. Just kidding. The introvert stayed home.
  • Cashews are my favorite because they’re salty and hunched over just like me.