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Trying to clean my camera roll and discovering I took 42 photos of my cat's existential crisis 😹📸✌️
118 Funny cleaning quotes
Cookbook, but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishes that need to be cleaned after making it.
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Finally, a cookbook that tells the *whole* truth… and the truth is, I'm ordering pizza! 🍕🧽🙈
Having your own apartment by yourself is so funny, cause I really just swept the whole place naked.
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Living solo: where dust bunnies fear the birthday suit cleaning crew 🧹😆🏡
I was about to organise my closet, but I then I found what I was looking for.
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Looks like the closet won this round, but at least I've now discovered a hidden dimension! 🕵️♂️🌀👕
It’s unfortunate that scrubbing the floors on your hands and knees is so much more effective than mopping.
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Looks like I'm upgrading my workout routine from yoga to yog-a-mop! 🧽🧘♂️😂
You ever cleaned a room in your house so good that you walked out… just to walk back in to see your work?
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The only thing more satisfying than a clean room is reliving the magic with every grand re-entrance. 🧹✨🚪
I don’t need a maid. I just need someone to tell me once a week that they’re coming to visit, and I’ll panic-clean my entire house in less than an hour.
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Sounds like the secret to a spotless home is pretending you're always expecting surprise guests! 🧹🏃♂️🙈
It’s amazing how much I accomplish around the house right before someone is coming over.
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Just found out my productivity is powered by the panic of unexpected guests! 😅🧹🏃♀️
“This is a great weekend to clean out the garage,” according to my wife and other people who won’t be cleaning the garage.
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I'll be observing from my supervisory chair with a coffee, for motivational support and all! 😂☕️🪑
I forgot to sweep up some crumbs earlier, and I just heard an ant moaning in pleasure as he discovered the bounty.
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Ants exploring your kitchen: Gourmet adventures at crumb cuisine 🍞🚶♂️