Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of computer stubbornness – the more you rush them, the more they dig in their digital heels and slow down! It's like they're saying, 'Oh, you think you can rush me? Watch me take my sweet time now!' Just remember, patience is a virtue even in the digital world!"