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My password is "incorrect," and my computer's sass level is now OFF the charts! 😜💻🔑
48 Funny computer quotes
I told my computer I needed a break, now it sends me reminders to stretch while I’m lying on the couch.
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Looks like my computer is the only thing getting its steps in today! 🖥️🤸♂️🛋️
Screen time on your computer feels like healthy screen time, screen time on your phone feels like evil screen time.
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Trying to convince myself that browsing the web on my laptop builds character, but scrolling through memes on my phone is practically a criminal offense 😂💻📱
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
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Looks like the computer found its match in the ring—turns out even AI can't handle a well-placed roundhouse kick! 🤖🥊🤣
Hey, people, my age. Remember going into the computer lab at school?
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Ah, yes, back in the day when "logging on" meant a five-minute escapade and floppy disks were the height of mobile storage! 🖥️💾😂
I’ve successfully reduced phone time by looking at computer more.
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Turning my phone addiction into a computer addiction—progress? 😅💻📱
Every time I use a Windows computer, it’s like they built malware into the OS. Like, what do you mean there are ads in the start menu?
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Windows computers come with ads in the start menu? I just wanted to boot up, not sign up for a shopping spree! 🛍️🖥️😂
The more secure you want my computer password to be, the more guaranteed I am to just write it on a very not secure post-it note.
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My password security system: Fort Knox-level password, post-it note-level secrecy! 🔐📝😅
The phone is the most evil screen. The computer is somewhat evil, but less so than the phone. The TV is benevolent.
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Phones: tiny tyrants in your pocket 📱😈, computers: the mischievous middle child 💻😏, TVs: the wise old grandparent dispensing endless reruns 📺👴🏻.
Not to be dramatic, but when I accidentally save a file twice and it adds that (1) at the end, it is the worst moment of my life.
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When that (1) appears, I *totally* relate… it's like my computer's way of telling me it's ready to start a file-naming sequel trilogy 🎬😅📂