I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.

I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.

Commentary:
“Who needs a motivational coach when you’ve got a peer pressure squad standing by? 😂👯‍♂️ Just remember, choose your peer pressure pals wisely – might end up trying skydiving or eating exotic foods before you know it! 🪂🍜”

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