I truly wonder what it sounded like when Medusa washed her hair at night.

I truly wonder what it sounded like when Medusa washed her hair at night.

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I bet Medusa’s hair-washing routine was lit 🔥! I mean, can you imagine the serpentine symphony of slithering snakes and sssssoothing suds? 🐍🚿 It was probably a real hair-raising experience! 💇‍♀️ #MedusaManeMaintenance

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