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Finally, we're on the express train to Weirdsville! 🚂😆✨
80 Funny sound quotes
Parents’ phones make notification sounds I’ve never heard in my life.
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When parents' phones beep, I half expect to hear an old-timey radio announcer say, "Stay tuned for the latest weather report!" 📻😂
When I say I feel like Barbie, I mean my hip is making a clicking sound.
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Life in plastic, it's not as fantastic as it sounds 😂🦵🔊
Sorry, I booped your nose, but I was really hoping it was a mute button.
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Boop! Looks like I accidentally hit the "volume up" button instead 😅🔊🤐
You guys ever play a game for hours straight? You start hallucinating the sounds.
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When you've played so long that your fridge starts narrating your life story 🎮😂 hallucination level unlocked 🚪🔊
There’s poetry in walking away without closing the door too loud.
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Mastering the art of the ninja exit, leaving drama and noise in the dust 🥷🚪💨
The iPhone alarm is so effective that you wake up before it goes off, so you don’t have to listen to such an unbearable noise.
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That alarm sound is like a mini heart attack waiting to happen! 😂🔔⏰ Who needs coffee when you have an iPhone alarm?
Your Honor, that doesn’t sound like me.
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This has my voice, but not my actions! Misunderstood superhero in disguise! 🦸♂️🗣️
My kids asked me what games I used to play on my iPad as a kid. I told them I used to speak into a fan to sound like a robot.
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I used to win every game of "blow-the-fan-away" with my expert robot voice skills! 🤖🌀😂
Fyi, if you like listening to “rain sounds,” they’re almost all recordings of chicken being fried.
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When you're trying to relax to rain sounds, but instead end up craving fried chicken 🤔🍗☔😂