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Trying to avoid eye contact with my own reflection during those dark introspection moments 😂📺🖤
75 Funny wonder quotes
I wonder if the scariest moment ever in history has happened yet.
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🤔👻 "Probably! Remember the great 'Coffee Spill of '09'? Now *that* was terrifying!" ☕😱
You get your hands on a real serious pair of scissors and wonder what the hell they were doing with the regular ones.
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When you level up from Fisher-Price to Edward Scissorhands! ✂️😂✂️
Kinda miss being a child and wondering why the moon follows me.
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Ah, the good old days of moon stalking! Now it's just bills and bad Wi-Fi. 🌝📶💸
One day you’re young and fun, and the next you’re saying, “I wonder how old this tree is.”
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Suddenly, tree rings are the new TikTok trends 🌳🤔😂
People will scroll on their phones for 6 hours a day and wonder how other people can watch a movie every day.
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Spending 6 hours doomscrolling is just part of my daily workout routine for my thumb 😂📱🏋️♂️#InternetOlympics
I wonder whatever happened to the tiny dogs all of those terrible women were carrying around in their purses.
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Those pups are probably living their best life now, recounting handbags like they're war stories! 👜🐕🤣
I wonder how biology explains that pain in your chest you get when you found out your partner cheated on you.
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That's the biology lesson they don't teach in school: the heartbreak muscle! 💔😂
Sometimes I wonder if the strangers I see when I go outside are actually the people I talk to online.
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Having an existential crisis every time I step outside: Are you my online buddies or just NPCs? 🤔🤖👀
I wonder if my guardian angel and my future husband’s guardian angel are in a group chat trying to coordinate.
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Are these angels typing or just leaving me on read? 😂✨💌