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Thank God I have a cat. Who else is gonna shit in this box I have?

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Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

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Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.

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I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

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Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.

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I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

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I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer wearing a bandana. It’s like he was only gone for three hours, but joined a gang in that time.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¦ has copied:

Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.

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I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

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There should be a socially acceptable way to say, β€œI’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”.

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Making waves on WhatsApp:

This meeting should’ve been a fist fight.

Spotted on Telegram:

It may sound crazy but some of us are nice without hidden agendas.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Let’s go out for carrots sometime.

Broadcasted on X:

Please hesitate to get in touch with me.

Live now on Pinterest:

I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

Live now on TikTok:

My teen would like you to know I ruined her life when I did her laundry today.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.

Just landed via Threads:

They should release the Epstein list right before the Oscars.

Making waves on Snapchat:

My doctor no longer prescribes me Viagra. He just left me hanging.

Just shared via Instagram:

I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, β€œI’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”

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Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?

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Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Coming up next, our expert panel breaks down the arguments for each side…

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I told you so. Kind regards, your gut feeling.

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If I’m too much for you, then go and find less.

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It’s romantic to fall in love during the collapse of society.

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My son is teaching himself Christmas songs on the trumpet, proving things can be both beautiful and annoying.

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“Get a life!” Have you seen some of the lives out there?

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I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.

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I live in constant fear of being asked to repeat what you just said after I say I’m listening.

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Children are so giving. For example, my kids gave me a cold.

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Just shared via Slack:

Most people have 32 teeth. Some have 10. Simple meth.

Just shared via Snapchat:

If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.

Spotted on Instagram:

I’m β€œI can’t sit like that for too long” years old.

Going viral on Discord:

“Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.

Going viral on Instagram:

If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.

Trending via Messenger:

My desire to be informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane.

Seen just now on Threads:

Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me.

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