The only reason I’d want to go to heaven is to complain to the manager. Posted onSep 29, 2023Sep 29, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe only reason I’d want to go to heaven is to complain to the manager. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain, and most do. Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was. When your kid asks you where the other parent is, they’re really saying that they’d like to speak with the manager. Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir. Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.