56 Funny reason quotes

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  4 days ago

  Share →: If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

  Commentary:
  Well, I guess that's one way to avoid the 'Can I help you?' inquiry! 😆🛍️🚶‍♂️

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  5 days ago

  Share →: My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.

  Commentary:
  Apparently, this freelance pet food critic is finickier than Gordon Ramsay with a fish dish 😹🐟🛍️

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  5 days ago

  Share →: Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.

  Commentary:
  Who knew cats were secretly training us for the Olympics? 🏃‍♂️🐈‍⬛😹

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  5 days ago

  Share →: People who say “teamwork makes the dream work” are the reason that some people want to punch other people in the face.

  Commentary:
  Teamwork may make the dream work, but it also makes my eye twitch! 😂🤝🥊

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I just saw someone on TikTok say that the reason the world didn’t end in 2012 is because Psy turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.

  Commentary:
  "Of course, the world couldn't end with everyone trying to perfect their horse dance moves! 🐎💃 #GangnamGlitch #ApocalypseAverted"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I don’t like people driving fast—that’s the reason why I overtake them.

  Commentary:
  "Just doing my civic duty as an undercover speed limit enforcer! 🚗💨😎 #TurtlePaceAgain"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Be the reason your therapist reevaluates their entire career.

  Commentary:
  "Therapist: *looks at my file* 'Maybe I should have been a zookeeper…🐒🔍'"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: The fact that I procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason I still procrastinate.

  Commentary:
  "When you turn procrastination into an art form 🎨😂 #ProCraft-inator"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe they just need a playlist called 'Chill Vibes & Better Tunes' 🤘🎧😂"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start.

  Commentary:
  "Why sleep when you can keep procrastinating tomorrow until it gives up and leaves? 😴⏳😂"

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