A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppA two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile. I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over. A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk. Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.