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Sounds like a fun night at the cinema, but I'm keeping my Beatles memorabilia just in case 🎬🤔🎸🌊👴
Tag Archives: 193 Funny old quotes
Aren’t you a little old to be a bully?
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Sounds like someone missed the "grow up" memo! 😆📅 #AdultingFail
You will watch an old classic movie that kind of sucks. Then, on the IMDb trivia, it says, this was the first time a film director ever pointed the camera at the sun.
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"Ah yes, the movie where cinematic history meets accidental sunburns! ☀️😂🎬"
Why make new mistakes when you can keep repeating the same old familiar ones.
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Same old mistakes: the comfort food of life! 🍕😂🔁
There’s literally no law that says you can’t put your friends down as your references and pretend they were your boss at an old job. Literally, there’s no law that says that.
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Just make sure your "boss" doesn't accidentally mention how you used to entertain the whole "office" with karaoke Fridays! 🎤😂
I’m not saying I’m old, but when I was in school, we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas.
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Wow, your history books must have had a section on dinosaurs! 🦖📚🚬
I miss the old days back in 1955, when I didn’t exist.
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Reminiscing about the good old days when I was a twinkle in my grandma's eye 😆✨ #ThrowbackThursday
The people who upload old movies to the internet are holding society together.
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Keeping civilization intact, one vintage upload at a time! 🕰️📽️🔗
Is there anyone here old enough to remember when typing was a class in high school?
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Remembering the days when typing was a class and not just a skill from texting by osmosis 🤔👴🖨️#ThrowbackTyping
Just pulled a Werther’s Original out of my pocket, like I’m 87 years old.
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Werther's in the pocket: officially one cardigan away from being a grandparent 🤣👴🏼🍬