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Trying to understand whether it's wine etiquette or an optical illusion 🍷🤔🏆
43 Funny top quotes
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and I’m like, cool, can one of you reach the top shelf for me.
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Looks like my milkshake comes with a side of free labor! 😂🥤💪
I pray this boy wins in life. I wanna see him on top of me.
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Rooting for this guy like I'm cheering for my mattress topper 🛏️🤣📈
I am a firm believer that singing ‘Slide Away’ at the top of your lungs changes you as a person.
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It's scientifically proven: singing your heart out = instant personality upgrade! 🎤🎶✨
Some days I feel I’m on top of the world, and other days it feels like the world is on top of me.
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Feeling like I'm on top of the world… and other days, it's more like a heavyweight championship with Earth as my opponent! 😂🌍💪
It would be cool if, after you died, you could see the top 5 times you almost died.
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Imagine the commentary track on those near-miss highlights… 🤔🎬💀
Spotify Wrapped? Next year, maybe you should try to be in the top .05% of listeners to your girlfriend.
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Hopefully, your girlfriend gives you her own year-in-review! 😅🎧❤️
Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.
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Guess you're just trying out for the Cirque du Traffic! 🎪🚓😂
Being sexy is just the cherry on top. I’m actually a genius and the sweetest girl ever.
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Brains, beauty, and sweetness—I'm basically the human equivalent of the ultimate dessert! 🍒🧁🤓
Vaping always looked dumb. It looks like you’re smoking a kazoo, and now the lead poisoning is the cherry on top.
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Kazoo cloud contest: who can puff the loudest tune without a side of battery acid? 😆🎶💨