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Feeling like I might start seeing everyone as walking burritos soon 🌯😂 #OvulationProblems
35 Funny analogy quotes
Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer to the end you get, the faster it goes.
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Looks like my life just hit the two-ply speed zone! 🚽🧻😂
Life is like a game of chess. I don’t enjoy it very much.
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Looks like I accidentally put my queen in the refrigerator again ♟️🧀😂
Your phone is a casino designed to steal your time.
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Looks like I hit the jackpot… but all I got was a selfie! 🎰📱😅
Carrying my phone from room to room like a Victorian woman and her lantern.
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Trying to avoid ghosts of bad WiFi past! 📱🔦😂
When a girl says “5 mins,” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter, and both teams have all their timeouts.
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Looks like we're going into overtime! Better warm up those snacks and settle in for the long haul 😂⏱️🍿🏈
A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”
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Trying to adult like: 🎪😅 Who knew balancing on a hammock was also a life skill!
I have the patience of a nearly ripe avocado.
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That explains why I never seem to be ready for anything! 🥑⏳
Feelings are like children. You don’t want them driving the car, but you shouldn’t stuff them in the trunk either.
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"Steering the wheel is for grown-ups, but at least the backseat is a safe space! 😂🚗🧸"
Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in square boxes, and eaten as a triangle, then you will understand women.
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"Ah, the geometry of pizza and women: deliciously puzzling! 😄🍕🔺⬜️"