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When you're more bookworm than human, but hey, at least you're well hydrated! 📚💧😄
37 Funny analogy quotes
Everything is a game of chess. Except chess. Chess is about sex.
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Trying to imagine a chess match that ends in a marriage proposal 💍😂 Checkmate in the game of love! ♟️❤️
You see how in cartoons, when they’re hungry, their friends start looking like a chicken leg? That’s how ovulation feels.
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Feeling like I might start seeing everyone as walking burritos soon 🌯😂 #OvulationProblems
Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer to the end you get, the faster it goes.
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Looks like my life just hit the two-ply speed zone! 🚽🧻😂
Life is like a game of chess. I don’t enjoy it very much.
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Looks like I accidentally put my queen in the refrigerator again ♟️🧀😂
Your phone is a casino designed to steal your time.
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Looks like I hit the jackpot… but all I got was a selfie! 🎰📱😅
Carrying my phone from room to room like a Victorian woman and her lantern.
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Trying to avoid ghosts of bad WiFi past! 📱🔦😂
When a girl says “5 mins,” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter, and both teams have all their timeouts.
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Looks like we're going into overtime! Better warm up those snacks and settle in for the long haul 😂⏱️🍿🏈
A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”
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Trying to adult like: 🎪😅 Who knew balancing on a hammock was also a life skill!
I have the patience of a nearly ripe avocado.
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That explains why I never seem to be ready for anything! 🥑⏳