Home Funny Quotes According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.

According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.

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"Watch out! ☕️ If you see someone without their coffee, be warned – they might just be a ☠️ caffeine deficiency time bomb ready to explode! Remember folks, always carry a spare cup for safety. 😉"

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