If you show her you care, she will keep you as a spare. Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the classic 'Keep you as a spare' – perfect for emotional emergencies and relationship punctures! 🧯 Better stock up on love and kindness, just in case you get called into action! 💔😅" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.” Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care. If I’m ever murdered, I don’t want two women with a podcast solving the case in their spare time. After cooking show a dishwashing show with same host but kind of drunk. Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.
