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Bracing for impact with the Sunday Scaries: The Teams Tension is real! 💻😅⏰
173 Funny around quotes
The world doesn’t revolve around you because it revolves around me, lol. Be safe, though.
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Looks like I'm at the center of the universe, so don't get dizzy! 😂🌎👑 Stay safe out there!
Phones are wild… we really just sit around tapping glass all day.
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It's like we're all modern witches casting spells through the power of finger-tapping! 🧙♂️📱✨
You can be under 25, just don’t do it around me.
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Oh no, I've reached my "mature and wise" age level, please stop all that youthful energy before it overwhelms my arthritis 😂🧓✨
I’m at the age when riding around town, I say, “When did they build that?”
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When you're practically a historian on wheels! 🕵️♂️🚴♂️📜
What did people do before eyeglasses, like half the world just walked around not being able to see?
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Back then, everyone must have been like, "Is that a bear or my cousin Steve?" 😂👓🐻
Might mess around and reply, “That sounds like a you problem,” to every work email today.
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Turning every work email into a game of "Not It!" 😜📧🙅♂️
Thinking of starting a religion around cheese.
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Holy cheese, I'm ready to Brie-lieve! 🧀🙏🤣
The moon is literally dragging the oceans around, and you think your body shouldn’t feel it?
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🌕🌊 If the moon had a gym membership, it’d have abs of steel from all that ocean dragging! Middle school me still blames it for dragging my math grades down too! 😆💪
It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel sad around 8 p.m.
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When Sunday Funday turns into Sunday Scaries by 8 p.m.! Guess the couch won today 🍕🛋️😅