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Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

I’ll see you in court (at the marriage registry) (I love you)

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

You ever notice how when you get home from food shopping, the kids turn into airport security?

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day.

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Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.

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Shared recently on LinkedIn:

At the end of the day, it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally.

Spotted on Instagram:

I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

Breaking via Messenger:

I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.

Seen just now on Slack:

The cashier said, “Have a good day,” but she doesn’t mean it.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.

Making waves on Threads:

Every room can be a room with a view when I’m in it.

Just shared via Messenger:

People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.

Breaking via YouTube:

Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

D was probably like “lmao ok” when they named the alphabet the ABCs

Spotted on Reddit:

Nobody says “boom shakalaka” like they used to.

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain, and most do.

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Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain, and most do.

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Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

I hope the babies I was born with at the hospital are doing good.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

I don’t remember if I took my pills, but I can’t check because I can’t remember where I put my glasses.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

My favorite emails are the ones that say your order has shipped.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

That stupid look on my face is my face.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

Every room is a panic room if someone farts.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

Breaking via Slack:

All my small talk is done with a car horn.

Just landed via Telegram:

Learning to be Alpha from YouTube.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I got us matching straight jackets for Christmas.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I don’t get involved in anyone’s business, let alone their drama. You should try it.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I’ve got midlife crises older than you.

Trending via X:

My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate. I’Il start tomorrow.

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