15 funny fool quotes - Wordgag

With my staggering 91% survival rate, you’d be a fool to hire another dog sitter.

May 29, 2026

My mom didn’t raise a fool. Possibly a psycho, but never a fool.

May 28, 2026

Graduation advice: Stay cool. Don’t be a fool. Avoid being a tool.

May 27, 2026

April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

May 26, 2026

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain, and most do.

May 26, 2026

One thing about me is I don’t even need to get drunk to act a fool.

May 25, 2026

I grew up in a kinder, gentler age. We pitied our fools.

May 25, 2026

Mama didn’t raise no fool, I turned into one all on my own.

May 24, 2026

The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

May 22, 2026

Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

May 22, 2026

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.

May 22, 2026

Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.

May 22, 2026

I am a fool everyday, I don’t need a holiday for it.

May 22, 2026

My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.”

May 20, 2026

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Also shame on you. Stop foolin’ me, I am pure.

May 20, 2026