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Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

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Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.

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Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

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Whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account.

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“Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.

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It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.

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Stop eating around the bush or whatever the saying is.

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December you will be good to me (threateningly).

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Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

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Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.