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  • Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them?
  • Hate how quietly iPhones die. At 5% it should start verbally begging for its life.
  • I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.
  • They should invent a customer service center that isn’t “currently experiencing higher than normal call volume”.
  • At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.
  • Intro to salsa class was weird, I starved myself all day, there was no chips or dips and then these weirdos were all grabby and dancing around.