Being held for questioning sounds more romantic than it is.

Being held for questioning sounds more romantic than it is.

Commentary:
Ah, the allure of being "held for questioning" – a phrase that sounds like the opening scene of a thrilling spy movie 🕵️‍♂️, but in reality, it's more paperwork and less James Bond glamour. Remember, even in the world of crime dramas, there's no champagne and caviar during questioning, just a lot of uncomfortable chairs and fluorescent lighting. #DebunkingDetectiveDrama 💼🔦

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