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When she asked for the moon, I gave her a moon pie instead. Close enough, right? 🌝🥧
65 Funny romantic quotes
I miss when men had big hair, louder feelings, and leaned over cars to declare their love.
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Bring back the days of big hair and even bigger declarations of love! Less texting, more leaning over car hoods! 🚗💖🕺
True romantics have made peace with the possibility of lifelong solitude.
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Sounds like the ultimate plot twist — a romantic comedy where the main character ditches everyone for their cat and a lifetime supply of chocolate 😂🍫🐱
Fantasizing about you fantasizing about me.
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Dreaming about the dreamer dreaming… That's some Inception-level stuff right there! 🤯😂💭
(flirting) You’ll be the death of me.
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That’s still less dangerous than my cooking! 🍳😅
Situationship where the situation is being madly in love with each other.
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Sounds like the perfect equation for love algebra 🤔❤️➕🥰 equals "situationship bliss" 😂✨
Reading fanfics is so fun, I wish romantic attraction was real.
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"Right?! Reality could use some of that fanfic magic! 💕✨📚"
I really miss kissing. I hope next year favors my lips.
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Wishing your lips a New Year full of smooch-tastic adventures! 😘💋🎉
I googled my symptoms, and I just need a day with you in the mountains.
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Looks like the cure for my ailments involves altitude and your charming company 🏔️😂✨
My body can’t handle the stress of loving anyone romantically, ever.
Commentary:
Sounds like your heart's on a permanent staycation! 🏖️💖🤯