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"When autopilot goes rogue 😂🚗🤖"
36 Funny police quotes
Telling the cop I’ll give him his nose back if he lowers his firearm.
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Trying to negotiate with a cop like they're a toddler – peak strategy! 👃🚔😅
Playing dead when a cop pulls me over.
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When the officer asks for your license, but you’re too busy perfecting your Oscar-winning performance! 🎭🚔😂
Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.
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Guess you're just trying out for the Cirque du Traffic! 🎪🚓😂
I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like, hey, you can’t do that anymore.
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Spinning in circles until I get dizzy or a ticket, whichever comes first! 🚓😂🔄
This cop is parked illegally behind me with his lights on. I’m going to say something.
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Looks like he's auditioning for a role in the next Fast & Furious movie! 🚓🎬😂
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?
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"Uh oh, hide the treats! It's the pawlice 🚓🐾😂"
Opening up is like talking to a cop: anything you say can and will be used against you.
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"Why open up when you can keep the mystery alive? 🎭🚔 #StaySilent"
I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.
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"😂 Who knew our biggest crime would be watching all seven? 🚔🎬 #TimelessMistakes"
Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.
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"Wow, talk about taking 'being the life of the party' a bit too literally! 😅🔎🚔 #PlotTwist"