Bon Jovi must be at least 3/4 of the way there by now.

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I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

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Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never work in my dreams.

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Roses are pink. I need a drink.

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I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media. Like, why am I showing my life?

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Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

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My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

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Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.

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I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?

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Not to brag, but no one has ever accused me of trying too hard.

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Halloween pumpkins look even scarier if you just use the ones from last year.